On a wet, windy evening in Galway a strange device was completed. It was a machine, a machine for traveling in time. We stood before it and readied ourselves for what was to come.
Charge the flux regulator, ready the time capacitor, put on your protective goggles and sweet hats! We're traveling through time! We shall face many dangers, see many sights, possibly irreparably damage the time line, but if you'll join us, we guarantee you adventure.
(queue dramatic music)
(lightning flashes in the distance)